Comments on: Amaury Marti Facts http://futureredbirds.com Baseball's Future in the Gateway City Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:06:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU hourly 1 By: Asad http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-19037 Asad Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:31:04 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-19037 #5 and #25 are hilarious http://asad123.wordpress.com #5 and #25 are hilarious
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]]> By: Red in Chicago http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-18258 Red in Chicago Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:28:54 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-18258 Amaury Marti always wears a cup when he's on the field. Not for himself--to protect the players on the other team. Amaury Marti always wears a cup when he’s on the field. Not for himself–to protect the players on the other team.

]]> By: thewizard3 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-16352 thewizard3 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:00:31 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-16352 Amaury Marti wrote the initial draft of the North American Free Trade Agreement. He then proceeded to sleep with Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, and Tipper Gore.... at the same time... in the library of congress. Amaury Marti wrote the initial draft of the North American Free Trade Agreement. He then proceeded to sleep with Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, and Tipper Gore…. at the same time… in the library of congress.

]]> By: Eckstreem http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15627 Eckstreem Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:23:07 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15627 When Amaury Marti gets a hit, he holds his bat up to the air so God (or as Marti knows him, "little buddy") can send a bolt of lightning down to steal the pitcher's soul and transfer it to Marti. Producers of the Highlander series were at a baseball game and actually stole the idea from Marti. When Amaury Marti gets a hit, he holds his bat up to the air so God (or as Marti knows him, “little buddy”) can send a bolt of lightning down to steal the pitcher’s soul and transfer it to Marti. Producers of the Highlander series were at a baseball game and actually stole the idea from Marti.

]]> By: Grant http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15516 Grant Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:21:21 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15516 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Amaury Marti allows to live. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Amaury Marti played in second grade. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Amaury Marti allows to live.

The opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball Amaury Marti played in second grade.

]]> By: BigJawnMize http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15510 BigJawnMize Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:56:02 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15510 I have a couple of them today... Superman's weakness is kryptonite. Amaury Marti laughs at Superman for having a weakness. Superman wears Amaury Marti underroos! I have a couple of them today…

Superman’s weakness is kryptonite. Amaury Marti laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Superman wears Amaury Marti underroos!

]]> By: BigJawnMize http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15509 BigJawnMize Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:45:31 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15509 If Amaury Marti was a Spartan the movie would have been called "1"... If Amaury Marti was a Spartan the movie would have been called “1″…

]]> By: Sprfldcard http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15425 Sprfldcard Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:57:53 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-15425 Amaury Marti is perfect in stolen base attempts because every catcher who sees him is afraid to pull a "gun" on him--additionally the violent crime rate drops in every city Amaury plays in because everyone is afraid to pull anything with Amaury around Amaury Marti is perfect in stolen base attempts because every catcher who sees him is afraid to pull a “gun” on him–additionally the violent crime rate drops in every city Amaury plays in because everyone is afraid to pull anything with Amaury around

]]> By: Carlos http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-14823 Carlos Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:39:43 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-14823 Amaury Marti does not lift weights , He eats them! Amaury Marti does not lift weights , He eats them!

]]> By: Carlos http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-14148 Carlos Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:47:45 +0000 http://futureredbirds.com/amaury-marti-facts/#comment-14148 Marti Fact= He will be in Big league camp in 08 Marti Fact= He will be in Big league camp in 08

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